Not your average “freebie event shirt” that shrinks in the wash and dies after two spins.
This one is built different.
Heavyweight cotton that feels like armor against bad vibes. Oversized fit that makes you look cooler than you probably feel. Soft enough to nap in, tough enough to survive accidental paint jobs, pizza sauce encounters, and that one friend who “borrows” it forever.
It doesn’t cling. It drapes. It doesn’t whisper. It declares: “Yes, I woke up like this.”
The Oversize Heavy Goodies Tee. Your new uniform for looking effortlessly unbothered.
